I'm intimidated by the fear of being average...

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w-1ldlife:

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil


STOP

w-1ldlife:

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

STOP

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— 23 hours ago with 17402 notes

kellyangel:

I made this long Twilight summary a while back but I never shared the whole thing with you tumblr. I should probably point out that I’ve only seen 2 of the movies and not read any of the books so there might be 1 or 2 teensy errors…. 

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— 1 day ago with 182933 notes
gigaguess:

amischiefofmice:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

now thats a good uncle


We were so busy asking if we could, we never asked if we should…

gigaguess:

amischiefofmice:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

now thats a good uncle

We were so busy asking if we could, we never asked if we should…

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— 1 day ago with 166069 notes